Hello and welcome to the Breaking Bad AP Honors Chemistry course.
We have lot's in store for you this semester and we're sure it will prove to the most exciting science class you've ever taken. Your professor this year is our Dean of Chemistry, Walter White. Professor White brings an unparalleled academic record and an absolute love for chemistry into every course he teaches. He is recognized worldwide for his skills in growing crystals and also runs a thriving small business in his spare time. Your course assistant this semester is Jesse Pinkman, he is majoring in Meth Production and Distribution as well as punk rock.
Your AP Chemistry course Professor, Walter White
Course Syllabus
This semester's course will be divided in the following categories or sections; we'll denote within each area when labs are required:
Bomb Making Essentials - We will explore a variety of chemical compounds used to produce explosives and even create triggering devices. These techniques will come in very handy whenever you may feel the need to blow the face off of any rival druglord.
Lab 1 - Mercury mini-bombs.
Lab 2 - Glycerin (how to turn soap into dynamite)
Lab 3 - Plastique basics
Dissolving Bodies - There's nothing worse than using the wrong acid compounds to eliminate evidence, it can lead to serious damage to your lab or basement. This section will explore how to most efficiently dissolve corpses while leaving your lab intact.
Lab 1 - Dissolving Guinea Pigs in milk cartons
Meth Production - Baking crystals isn't easy. Professor White takes you from theory to large scale production.
Lab 1 - How to make super-pure Blue Meth Crystals
Lab 2 - How to clean your lab without driving your mentor insane
The Big Rock Candy Mountain...
Setting up Mobile Labs - Being stuck indoors all the time is no fun for anybody let alone homicidal chemists - there is a way around this dull routine however; build a mobile lab. This section will explore everything from the types of recreational vehicles to choose as well as finding the equipment best suited for mobile chemistry.
Lab 1 - Properly weighting down the RV
Killing your co-workers - Competition within the chemistry field can be cutthroat and let's face it, who needs the aggravation? Whenever you find yourself at odds with up and coming talent why not just eliminate the stress altogether? Or what about that partner who got rich off of your discovery and screwed you over? This section explores the myriad of ways you can use what you love (chemistry) to kill jerks you don't like.
Lab 1 - Killing co-workers at the lab
Lab 2 - Killing associates outside of the lab
Mixing Poisons - Ever wish you could make your own Ricin? We'll cover that and much more in this section.
Lab 1 - Using household items to produce deadly toxins.
Chemistry and Glam Rock - Even Chemists need to unwind; why not do it by creating elaborate Karaoke videos to David Bowie or David Bowie knockoff songs. This section of the course will show you how.
this seems so harmless... ha ha ha
Chemistry and Glam Rock go hand in hand
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