10 reasons to go see Interstellar again

Just when you thought Black Holes were getting dull....

Coming to a theatre near you, more previews!

Good things can come in small packages...

Snow Black and White (and those wacky midgets)

Silent films rock -- even new ones...

Who Really Shot JFK?

You won't find out in this lame excuse for investigative journalism. The cover-up lives!.

They Should be Letting us do the new Star Wars movies

We've got lot's of ideas, why isn't anyone calling???.

Guardians of The Galaxy Rocks

The most awesome mix tape - secret formula for success?

Oliver Stone's Untold History of the United States

History is a fascinating topic and here's why:

  1. It is the over-arching story of all of us.
  2. It is a highly interpretative and subjective art (it's not a science).
  3. It is hopelessly intertwined with the cultures that produce it.
  4. It serves as the larger context for every other type of information our society produces (be it science, religion etc.)
  5. It often involves people and events we know, or think we know.

Oliver Stone and Showtime have teamed up to produce what can best be described as an alternative course in 20th Century American history called Oliver Stone's Untold History of the United States. The truth is that Director Stone began this project 30 years ago through films like Salvador, Born on the 4th of July and JFK. But now it has moved from specific stories to an all-encompassing historical perspective.
Maverick Producer / Director Oliver Stone
The core premise of the show is that there are a lot of misconceptions in the traditional or common textbook versions of what happened in the US over the past century or so. Stone attacks what he sees as that bias and adds some very interesting spin of his own. The show is still early in its run and is just about to tackle the Cold War in its next episode. This week Stone explored myths surrounding the use of the Atomic bomb in Japan at the end of WWII. So far the most interesting part of the series has been the focus on Franklin Roosevelt's first Vice President, Henry Wallace. Most Americans don't even know that Roosevelt had another Vice President (other than Truman). Wallace's story proves both fascinating and tragic; but for one late night vote at the 1944 Democratic Convention Wallace would have become President and presided over post-war America. 

Henry Wallace - FDR's 1st Vice President 
In the following episode, "The Bomb"  Stone more or less eviscerates Truman on every possible level; from political skill, to personality flaws and even morality. Stone does correctly point out a number of key facts regarding use of the bomb though:
  1. The estimate about how many Americans might be lost in an invasion of Japan were vastly inflated later to help justify the bomb's use.
  2. Stalin's invasion of Japan (per agreement with the Allies) in August 1945 is what led to Japan's surrender much more so than the dropping of the two atom bombs (at Hiroshima and Nagasaki).
  3. Japan would have surrendered months earlier if the US had made guarantees about about retention of the Emperor (something we ended up doing anyway after Japan surrendered unconditionally).
  4. Probably the main reason why Truman and his political allies wanted to use the bomb was to warn or threaten the Soviets. This directly led to tensions which kicked off the Cold War. 

There had been strong opposition in the War Department including by the Secretary of War, Eisenhower and others to use of the bomb, yet all those objections were ignored. Truman took responsibility for the decision and the specific directives to use the bombs in populated areas as opposed to somewhere less populated (which could have demonstrated their destructive power without killing hundreds of thousands of people).

The series tackles lots of tough questions like this and that's a good thing. While all the points Stone makes are true, though, he also seems to paint Stalin in a more flattering light than the crazed Soviet dictator deserved (Stalin killed more of his people before WWII than Hitler killed across Europe during WWII). One has to wonder what might have happened if we hadn't taken a hard line with the Soviets or if the bomb hadn't been used. Certainly the using the bomb had little to do with stopping the war, but it did make an impression that was never forgotten and in doing so may have somewhat deterred use of the bomb in future combat (it still has not been used since 1945). We'll never know of course what might have happened if different choices were made - whether using the bomb made us safer or instead brought us to the very brink of self-destruction. These are questions worth asking and we're looking forward to seeing more of Oliver Stone's spin on American History.


Series preview for Oliver Stone's Untold History of America



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A Tribute to the BBC

Today we're paying tribute to the British Broadcasting Corporation or BBC. This year has been tough for them due to a sex scandal over one of their show celebrities; however, we don't think that's how the BBC ought to be judged or remembered. The BBC for us is the network that gave the world Monty Python's Flying Circus and 100's of other memorable programs. The BBC has partnered with PBS since 1971 on what is the longest running prime time program in US television history - Masterpiece Theater. The influence of the BBC is probably more pervasive than most people realize as a number of American TV shows like the Office are in fact copies of previous British productions.
The BBC's understated logo
The BBC is in fact a series of state run television and radio networks. The BBC first began broadcasting TV programs in 1932 and began regular broadcasts in 1934. Television broadcasting was suspended during WW2, but BBC radio was there broadcasting the London Blitz to the world in 1940. The BBC has a long and storied history; it was the preferred method for coordinating resistance fighters in France and elsewhere and also served to inform Hitler that there was still one voice broadcasting Democracy across Europe. 

A family listening to the BBC during World War 2



Ten Reasons We Love the BBC
  1. Because it captured Winston Churchill's defiant messages to Hitler and showed the world that Democracy would not give up without a fight.
  2. Because Monty Python's Flying Circus probably wouldn't have happened anywhere else - it redefined comedy for generations. 
  3. Because Dr. Who never gets old - and it's bigger inside.
  4. Because they took Shakespeare and other British theater and made it fun (I, Claudius). 
  5. Because the BBC is not afraid to take risks and launch groundbreaking shows across genres.
  6. Because the BBC inspired Austin Powers. 
  7. Because all the British Invasion bands and then later many Alternative bands helped get started through appearances on British TV. 
  8. Because it is the launchpad for many of the best actors on the planet.
  9. Because it represents the number one cultural exchange between Britain and the US (the British Invasion is a close second).
  10. The BBC has absolutely nothing to do with Rupert Murdock. 

The Teletubbies eventually hit the gym to work on their image issues...
BBC Shows we're Going to Review
  1. Sherlock
  2. Dr. Who
  3. Primeval
  4. Masterpiece Theater
  5. Torchwood
  6. Walking with Beasts
  7. Red Dwarf
  8. Monty Python's Flying Circus
  9. Life on Mars (BBC version)
  10. I, Claudius
  11. Teletubbies

The Dead Parrot Skit



Mrs., will ya, turn on the tele...


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The Spartacus Awards

The tale of Spartacus and his slave rebellion against Rome never seems to get old. The 1963 version of the movie about him propelled Kirk Douglas into super-stardom. The new Starz series (there are about 4 of them now) about Spartacus have decided to take a unique approach to telling the tale however; one that focuses on the shock and awe of life in Rome circa 75 B.C. Starz has taken the movie Gladiator, added some 300 and mixed in some of HBO's Rome for good measure. All this has been used to "spice up" the old story a bit. Well, it is so spicy we're thinking that it has broken new ground in a number areas for television (even for a cable network). For that reason, we've decided to put together an awards tribute for these shows - it's called the Spartacus Awards because we're pretty sure that they're aren't many other shows that could even compete in these categories...

The new Spartacus (the original actor from season 1 passed away)
Our award categories are as follows:
  • Best Blood Gushers - Slow-mo shots of blood gushing out of wounds (mainly inflicted by Spartacus).
  • Best Blood Splattering - It's almost poetic the way they do it on this show; there's a lot of love put into it. 
  • Best Sword Through the Head - (actually The Walking Dead season 3 could compete in this category if we included machetes, samurai swords and garden tools) 
  • Most Gratuitous use of Male Frontal Nudity - And the bigger the better seems to be their motto.
  • Most Annoying use of Accurate Latin Grammar - So, Latin doesn't use definite or indefinite articles (the for example) - ok we get it already.
  • Best Roman Orgies - No contest here.
  • Most creative use of the words Cock and Cunt - The shows must have a rule that one or both words are used several times in every episode. It can be quite challenging to find ways to insert this language into nearly any type of scene. 
  • Best Entrail Spilling - And we thought the Japanese and King Henry VIII had this market cornered...
  • Best Gladiator Music - We've included an example below. 
  • Least use of Wardrobe - The Spartacus series certainly qualifies as Green. There must be relatively little laundry to do given the sparse amount of attire employed.
  • Most evil Roman Bitches - There's several who jockey from season to season for the top spot.
  • Best Trident Impaling - The groin area is especially popular.
  • Best Slave Humping - It's seems as though this is all the Romans ever did.
  • Best Whorehouse Massacre - Worthy of its own movie.

Spartacus Vengeance - a new lead but lot's of the same action



Best Gladiator Music award



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Sultry Florida Groove - A Raving Playlist

It was 25 degrees here this morning (in Ohio, USA) and it's getting to be that time of year when we ask ourselves why the hell we don't live in Florida. Sure, Global Warming is making things hotter up here but it's still not the same (and it still gets pretty cold). So we will be thinking about Florida a lot over the next couple of months and we decided to craft a playlist that will help us conjure visions of beaches, palm trees and Sea Gulls - well, scratch the Sea Gulls - Pelicans work better. We actually hate Sea Gulls, but we can't escape them because now they're in Ohio too (what's up with that anyway?). But we digress, we love most things about Florida (not counting the Banana Republic nature of their voting practices) and someday we may live there again (but perhaps vote absentee in Ohio, which is only slightly above Banana Republic level in election management).

As usual this list is on Spotify as well. So sit back and drink a Margarita and try not to ask yourself why you ruined your life by moving North.

We wish we were in this picture - Winter sucks
Admit it - Miami Vice was the coolest show ever

Sultry Florida Groove

John Mellencamp – Key West Intermezzo (I Saw You First)
Various Artists – Miami Vice (Crockett's Theme)
Phil Collins – In The Air Tonight
Jack Johnson – To The Sea
Maná – Rayando el sol
Bob Marley & The Wailers – One Love / People Get Ready
Sheryl Crow – Soak Up The Sun
Weezer – Island In The Sun
John Mellencamp – Pink Houses
The Troggs – Wild Thing
Seals and Crofts – Summer Breeze
Jack Johnson – A Pirate Looks At Forty
The B-52's – Love Shack
John Travolta – Summer Nights - Soundtrack Version
Elton John – Tiny Dancer
The B-52's – Rock Lobster
Violent Femmes – Blister In The Sun
Bananarama – Cruel Summer
Jack Johnson – Constellations
Kings Of Leon – Beach Side
Jan Hammer – Miami Vice Theme - Miami Vice/Soundtrack Version
The Decemberists – Down By The Water
Keith Urban – Long Hot Summer
R.E.M. – Shiny Happy People
The Lovin' Spoonful – Summer In The City
The B-52's – Roam
Enya – Orinoco Flow
Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Maps
Dave Matthews Band – Ants Marching
The Temper Trap – Sweet Disposition
Ben E King – Stand By Me
Bryan Adams – Summer Of '69
Dave Matthews Band – Don't Drink The Water
Elvis Costello & The Attractions – Pump It Up
David Bowie – Young Americans - 1990 Digital Remaster
Don Henley – The Boys Of Summer
Dave Matthews Band – American Baby
Gloria Estefan – Turn The Beat Around
Death Cab for Cutie – Summer Skin
The Smiths – There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
The Beach Boys – Fun, Fun, Fun - 2001 - Remaster
Counting Crows – Untitled (Love Song)
Sting – Love Is The Seventh Wave - 2011 Remix
Maná – Perdido en un barco
George Michael Duet with Elton John – Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me
Miami Sound Machine – Hot Summer Nights
A Rocket To The Moon – Like We Used To
Bob Marley & The Wailers – Three Little Birds
Toad The Wet Sprocket – Walk On The Ocean
Sheryl Crow – Soak Up The Sun
The Black Crowes – And The Band Played Om
The Beach Boys – Kokomo
Wavves – King Of The Beach
Dire Straits – So Far Away
Counting Crows – Rain King
The Smithereens – Only A Memory
Billy Ocean – Caribbean Queen (No More Love On The Run)
Foo Fighters – Learn To Fly
Lenny Kravitz – Fly Away
Owl City – Umbrella Beach
Vampire Weekend – A-Punk
The B-52's – Party Out Of Bounds
Gin Blossoms – Until I Fall Away
Lynyrd Skynyrd – Call Me The Breeze
Elton John – Rocket Man (I Think It's Going To Be A Long Long Time)
Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers – American Girl
Katrina & The Waves – Walking On Sunshine
Soundgarden – My Wave
Paramore – The Only Exception
The Allman Brothers Band – Southbound
The Cars – Good Times Roll
Gloria Estefan – Cuts Both Ways
Phil Collins – Another Day In Paradise
John Mellencamp – Wild Night
The Barracudas – Summer Fun
Elton John – Island Girl
Eddie Money – Two Tickets To Paradise - Album Version
Third Eye Blind – Semi-Charmed Life
Cowboy Junkies – Southern Rain
Beck – Que' Onda Guero
David Bowie – China Girl (Single Version)
Maná – Rayando el sol
Jeff Zavac & the Craetts – Hit The Road Jack
The Beach Boys – Good Vibrations - 2001 - Remaster
Django Django – Life's A Beach
Blake Shelton – Some Beach
Katrina & The Waves – Walking On Sunshine
Against Me! – The Ocean
Barefoot Truth – The Ocean


Pick up a seashell and listen, right now...


John Cougar in Key West (we think)


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The Idiots Guide to Writing Wine Reviews

Interested in a new career? How about being a professional wine reviewer? If you're not sure, take a look at the following reasons why you should consider it:
  1. You get to drink a lot of wine. (a spit the wine across the room into wine spittoons too which is more fun than it sounds)
  2. You get to use French words and act snobby. 
  3. You can impress people with your knowledge of soil and composting. 
  4. You can travel to many fascinating places that have vineyards and drink a lot of wine while acting snobby and spit while playing with the local soil. 
  5. You'll be able to impress dates and folks at dinner parties with your wine-related knowledge and humor. Folks will especially appreciate it when you taste their wine for them.
Wine being poured into a wine glass. Notice the tilt and the graceful flow into the glass...
In order to become a sophisticated wine reviewer however, you may have to get rid of some nasty old wine-related habits including:
  • Wine chugging - drinking an entire bottle in one gulp may have impressed the frat brothers, but one wonders if you really get a chance to taste the wine when drinking it this way. 
  • Drinking from wine cartons - This is very low-brow and no self-respecting wine critic would do this unless they absolutely had to. One of the reasons for this is the adjectives associated with cartons aren't nearly as appealing as those associated with wine bottles or oak barrels.
  • Drinking from the bottle - There's a difference between wine critic and wino - be mindful of it. (this means no paper bags either).
  • Drinking wine that costs less than the current minimum wage - Again, low-brow.
  • Drinking wine with crazy names - Where once there was just Mad Dog 20-20 now there are literally 100's of wines with such odd names as Mommies Time Out, Smoking Loon or Contested Divorce. It really doesn't matter what they taste like, they'll probably end up in a paper bag. 
  • Making Wine Popsicles - Freezing the wine tends to affect its bouquet.


Red, Red Wine - it was probably in a bag

Wearing the appropriate attire enhances the wine tasting experience 
So, now you're ready for the wine reviewer's guide. The most important part of being a wine critic is developing a mastery of wine-related adjectives; those adjectives are as follows:
  • Aroma
  • Bouquet
  • Mature
  • Nutty
  • Fruity
  • Lively
  • Rich
  • Velvety
  • Sweet
  • Smooth
  • Dry
  • Oak (or Oakey)

This song sounds good after drinking 1 1/2 bottles of any type of domestic wine

That's it. Any further adjectives you might need will only be variations of the ones listed above - for example - you could swap 'fruity' for specific types of fruit like Cherries.  So let's try this for ourselves on two very different wines:

Wine 1 - This velvety Cabernet Sauvignon evokes a fruity bouquet with hints of berries and a strong oak flavor.  It goes down smooth with most any meal and makes the perfect dinner complement.

Wine 2 - This lively Chardonnay is a perfect desert wine with its rich aroma and just a hint of nuts. It will go down smooth but a bit dry.

That's it - you've now mastered wine reviewing!

Wine comes from grapes, grapes are fruit. 


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American Horror Story - Certifiably Scary

Somehow we missed that American Horror Story "Asylum" had launched before Halloween, otherwise we would have included it in one of many celebration of horror posts a month ago:


We blame it on the fact that we forgot where the FX channel was on our cable because we hardly ever use it (last time we clicked over there was for last year's American Horror Story). Lucky for FX they have at least one decent show though. American Horror Story is perhaps the most original, most exciting and scariest horror show on television in a long time. This season is not a continuation of season one. The second season sports an entirely new location (a looney bin) and premise but has retained several of the key actors (not characters though) from the first season, namely:

  • Jessica Lange (this time as the nun who runs the Asylum)
  • Zachary Quinto (a psychiatrist with extreme mommy issues)
  • Evan Peters (this year as a suspected serial killer who is being framed)

This season's extra creepy logo for American Horror Story
This season brings a number of new cast members as well, most notably:
  • Joseph Fiennes - As the Monsignor of the madhouse
  • James Cromwell - As the Josef Mengele wanna be
  • Lily Rabe - As the good nun gone bad

Fiennes, who is also playing Merlin in the new Showtime Camelot series, is back to old form and adds some heavy duty acting skills to the cast. James Cromwell does a good job at being a villain (although he's had practice before) but he doesn't seem as convincing as a Nazi war criminal.   

Sister Jude has bad habits
Placing this year's cast in a mental institution (circa 1964) was a great idea as everyone knows that insane asylums have a larger amount of ghosts and evil energy on average than even Indian burial grounds. We used to have an insane asylum in our town that was abandoned and everyone considered it haunted - but they turned it into condos - so perhaps the ghosts there are happy now with all the Direct TV and Wii's laying around. Anyway, the ghosts, the patients and the keepers of the Boston Asylum in the show had no such amusements to occupy them. Instead, they turned to other pursuits such as making lamps out of human skins, creating Tuberculous monsters and otherwise delivering their dialog in those crazy Boston accents. 


Season 2 Trailer

Season 2 of American Horror Story is an amalgam of a huge number of horror plots, including but not limited to:

  • The Exorcist
  • The Diary of Anne Frank
  • Saw
  • The Omen
  • Silence of the Lambs
  • Taken (the UFO mini-series)
  • Friday the 13th

There's more going on than that and of course the season isn't over either, yet so far all the many plot-lines and horror references seem to blend together quite well. This show is fairly adult in its themes though so definitely not appropriate for kids under 17 or people who might be easily offended by sexy, killer nuns who act Nazi collaborators. The series did a good job of transitioning to an entirely new plot and like last year remains both exciting and scary. There's less blood and sex than the new Spartacus (on Encore) but lot's of gore and disturbing horror imagery to keep most horror fans glued to their sets (not literally we hope). Just don't attempt the electro-shock therapy or lobotomies at home.


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Driver San Francisco - Raving Game Review

Raving Reviews doesn't normally discuss video games, but as of this post that realm shall not remain unexplored. Today we give you our first gaming review, courtesy of one of our talented writers on staff.

Driver: San Francisco, released in September 2011 is one of the more unique driving/adventure games released in the past few years. It's part of a larger Driver series which, with one exception, follows the adventures of Detective John Tanner, originally of the NYPD as he uses his mad driving skills to fight crime.


Nothing stops criminals like reckless endangerment of the public in high speed pursuits.

In the latest iteration of the Driver franchise, Tanner finds himself in San Francisco, where his arch nemesis, Crime lord Charles Jericho is waiting to stand trial. However, in a twist of events Jericho escapes with some assistance from unscrupulous prisoners and guards, as well as a femme fatale with a rocket launcher in a news chopper. This leads Tanner to pursue in his stylish but practical car across the Bay Bridge. Eventually, after the player maneuvers through some unwieldy commuters (who don't appear to stop for anything, sirens or not) Jericho is nearly stopped, and the two vehicles (Tanner's, and Jericho's annexed prison transport) are at a standstill for the briefest of moments. Suddenly, a truck appears seemingly out of nowhere, crashing into our would be hero.


Those of you who want the video summary of what I just wrote, click this. The cinematic is quite nice.

Now, this is where the game takes a turn for the interesting. Detective Tanner, hurt, and seemingly in a coma awakens in San Francisco once more... but not. Mysterious signs with messages like, "Do it again," appear in the game, and Tanner begins having out of body experiences. Soon he discovers that he has the ability to "shift" out of his own body and into another driver. This becomes particularly useful during high speed chases that take place throughout the game. A well placed taxi in the path of a pursuing vehicle can end such events without too much trouble.

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The shift mechanic is shown here quite decently, apologies for the language barrier... not everyone speaks German after all.

The game, despite being favorably reviewed across the board was largely ignored after release, a true shame given it's replayability factor.  Indeed, it offers a variety of multiplayer modes like "Mass Chase" (one player is the getaway vehicle, while the others pursue in police cruisers) and simple race modes as well. Graphically it's quite decent, even if it isn't running a pretty engine like Frostbite.


I'm looking at you NFS: The Run.

Some of the vehicles tend to fishtail quite easily-- actually all the vehicles do, but it does add a level of challenge to an otherwise easy driving experience. The voice acting isn't the greatest either, though it's helped along by a few clever or at the least chuckle worthy lines gurgled out by the cast. It's especially entertaining to shift into the vehicle with a passenger, who scolds your driving abilities... particularly if you crash often.


One of the more overlooked aspects of games these days in the soundtrack. Some of them like Mass Effect 3 have occasionally bombastic scores, but others aren't expected to have any sort of creative audio. Developers often resort to simple background tunes, but not Driver: San Francisco. DSF has one of the most unique game soundtracks I've seen in awhile, with a mix of funk music, rock, and alternative rock to help keep you speeding through the busy streets of San Francisco-- and enjoy it. 

All around, Driver: San Francisco has all the aspects of a entertaining game, and we at Raving Reviews recommend it heartily! 


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Worst Christmas Decorating Ideas

The holidays are a hectic time, what with Thanksgiving, Black Friday and Cyber Monday piled almost atop one another. On top of that, we're supposed to decorate the house in between all this bargain hunting madness. Sometimes when we don't have enough time to think through our decorating choices, mistakes might be made. Today's post is meant to provide some guidelines that will help avoid some of the more common decorating faux pas's.

Christmas Tree Decoration No-No's:
  • Shrunken Head ornaments - We're not trying to make any cultural statements here; headhunters deserve to celebrate the holidays too, but the real reason this doesn't work is that when you put sparkles in their hair the heads look too much like Lady Gaga, which is a bit disturbing for any holiday.  
This guy is under the Mistletoe
  • Birth Control or other Adult Devices - Sure it seemed like a good idea after you drank a quart of hard eggnog, but there's a difference between 'family planning' and 'family friendly.' 
  • Live Parakeets - They look pretty, but the birds tend to get grouchy after being tied to the tree all day and of course they'll poop on the presents. 
  • Movie Popcorn - Decorating the Christmas tree with popcorn has long been an American tradition (although we have no idea why, except the perhaps cotton candy is too sticky). Anyway, never use movie theater popcorn as it is made out of toxic waste. It will dissolve real trees within 24 hours and plastic ones with 72 hours. 
Would you like your toxic snack covered in a river of Cholesterol coated with salt?
  • Prescription and non-Prescription drugs (bottles or pills) - It may be a good way to put expired medicine to good use and let's face it - some of those pills are quite colorful. However it may send the wrong message.
  • Knives, Needles, Throwing Stars, Surgical Instruments - Yes, they're sparkly and shiny, but not kid friendly.
An attempt to do parakeets on a tree...
  • Crime Scene Photos and Evidence Bags - These can be colorful but again may send the wrong message. May be suitable for ex-cast members of one of the many CSI franchises. 

Outdoor Decorations you may wish to Avoid:
  • Inflatable Scud Missiles -  For the mother of all yard displays.
  • Wicker Man Bonfire (complete with effigy of Nick Cage) - The royalties on this item will further complicate Cage's back taxes.
Wicker man in our neighborhood last Christmas
  • Glow in the Dark Nuclear Waste Barrels - If you live close to a Superfund site these are remarkably inexpensive to procure and save big-time on electricity. Many neighbors though get irritated once the tumors begin to show up.
Avatars are in the Christmas spirit all year long
  • Avatars dressed as Elves - We actually think this is probably ok except that it kind of gives away the plot for the sequel and James Cameron might sue you.
  • Stonehenge Replica complete with Druid Priests - This is often combined with the Wicker Man sacrifice. The stones may fall over on small children though, so not so family friendly. 
Druids are often mistaken for Klu Klux Klan - thus proving problematic for urban settings 


Druids have lousy holiday music

  • Wax replicas of you and your family with speaker systems inside - The idea of recording holiday greetings and repeating them all night every night certainly might save you a lot of visiting - although neighbors may eventually use the statues for target practice.


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Hell on Wheels jumped the tracks

Or perhaps we should say they "jumped the shark." Hell on Wheels is another one of AMC's original series. Season 1 of the show (which debuted last year) started off in a very promising manner - introducing a wide array of interesting characters and setting the stage for a growing set of conflicts. The cast of the show is fairly impressive as well; from the lead character, Anson Mount, to nearly a dozen other supporting roles. Mount who plays Bohannan, is a civil war veteran who lost his family to  several nasty union soldiers and he follows them out West for revenge (that's how he gets mixed up with the railroad). The Confederate widow cliche was just done last year in the Disney movie John Carter (in a strikingly similar manner). The show's premise is a mix of various cliches but that's ok as every Western tends to follow that pattern.

Mr. Bohannon - a man perpetually at war...
So Season 1 was chugging along nicely (pardon the pun) and then someone at AMC decided to jump a shark - a great white shark in season 2. For anyone who doesn't recognize the reference, "Jumping the Shark" refers to a particularly goofy episode from the hit series Happy Days where Fonzi jumps a shark tank with his motorcycle. It has now become an expression to be used whenever show creators run out of good ideas. What makes the Hell on Wheels season 2 situation so odd though was that there were still half a dozen excellent plot lines to be resolved but instead the shows writers chose to fixate on something very odd indeed - the White Spirit.


Inside Season 2 of Hell on Wheels

What's the White Spirit? It's a 6'7' Swedish guy who paints himself white to convince the Sioux Indians to go on the warpath (and even gives them guns). Now, the fact that the railroad was coming through their lands and the white man was killing all their buffalo (tatanka) wasn't enough - some guy who looks like Lurch and sounds like the Swedish chef from the Muppets becomes responsible for nearly every key plot twist in the second season. It's not Deus ex Machina - it's Deus ex Smorgasbord. and it's a recipe for shark jumping.


Dominique McElligott as Lily Bell

In the process of watching the Swedish Chef gone wild the series sacrifices two of its most interesting characters in Hell on Wheels. The first is the preacher who turns into John Brown (at the behest of the White Spirit) and the second is Lily Bell who must be sacrificed for no apparent reason other to deprive Mr. Bohannon of happiness (just like James Bond!). The actress who plays Lily was without a doubt the most charismatic presence on the show.

Lurch introduces Dances with Wolves to Swedish Meatballs and Lingaberries

Worst of all, Bohannon, who shoots everyone else he sees, fails to kill the White Spirit in an overly elaborate attempt to hang him from the railroad bridge and we're left with the prospect that Albino Thor might return in season 3. AMC can do itself a big favor and possibly save the show next season by ditching the writers who took all that potential from season 1 and translated it into one giant shark jump - oh and please send Thor back to Sweden to found Ikea or something, thanks.



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Life of PI - The Tiger Within

We sometimes decry that we want movies that make us think, that make us feel something - then we're met with that movie which does both and it can be an unsettling experience. But then again, so is life. Life of Pi is just such a movie and we cannot go into why it unsettled us without giving away too much of the plot. What we can tell you is that Life of Pi while an imperfect story in some ways is an undeniably powerful one. The main character - Pi Patel - is really three people (as we follow him at different points in his life) and each of his incarnations are different. Of the three versions of the one man, it is the stranded Pi in the boat who we come to know best - or so we think.

A strange journey with stranger companions
Director Ang Lee is known for creating films with sweeping visual splendor (including our personal favorites Ride with the Devil and the 2003 version of the Hulk). In Life of Pi he doesn't disappoint, first taking us (in 3D) from a quaint Indian town to the middle of the Pacific. The scenes of the ocean at night with its myriad of creatures bathed in luminescence are a wonder to behold. As you might have gathered, most of the film centers around the tale of Pi lost at sea - and lost in other ways as well. It is a long, perilous journey not just across an ocean but the human soul as well. 

Life of Pi was based on a novel by Yann Martel; the following clip is an audio excerpt of that novel:



One of the most visually stunning films in years

Life of Pi is a story we won't likely ever forget, even if we didn't expect or like the ending. Perhaps it's because of that ending, we'll never forget it. This movie has premiered as a classic; while it may not be the best movie of the year, it is in the top 3. We went to see Spielberg's Lincoln last week hoping to experience a profound movie epic - we finally got to see an epic today - it was a story about a boy and tiger lost at sea.



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Arizona Skies - A Raving Playlist

This playlist was created one exceptionally clear and striking day three years ago in Southeast Arizona. It's difficult to describe Arizona to those who've never been there, especially the parts of Arizona that many have never visited - like the high Sonoran desert. Despite the decade-long drought there, the high desert with its many mountain ranges is more green than many might imagine - with mesquite trees at lower elevations and pine trees that climb up the peaks. Once you drive out of the high desert headed to towards Tuscon you'll begin to see the massive Saguaro cactus that Arizona is famed for. As you turn North from Tuscon headed towards Phoenix you'll see Joshua Trees - countless of them between those desert cities.

The view from the Huachuca mountains in the Sonoran high desert
Arizona impressed U2 as well back during the early 1980's - so much so that they titled one of their Albums "Under the Joshua Tree" and opened that tour in Phoenix (they then filmed Rattle & Hum in Arizona as well). Anyone who has lived in Arizona will instantly be able to visualize Where the Streets have no Name and Red Hill Mining Town from personal experience. So what is Arizona like? Well, imagine a place where you can see 20, 30 or more miles in the distance. Imagine a place where Earth tones paint the landscape in all directions. Imagine being surrounded by mountains on all sides yet not feeling bounded by them. Imagine a place where Roadrunners are real - and a host of other remarkable desert wildlife is just around the corner.

This is a place that inspires, evokes a mood and we choose the following music in an attempt to capture that feeling. As usual this playlist is available on Spotify as well...

Quite possibly, the best album ever recorded...

Arizona Skies

U2 – Where The Streets Have No Name
Collective Soul – Gel
The B-52's – Roam [Edit]
Genesis – In Too Deep - 2007 Remastered Album Version
U2 – Red Hill Mining Town
Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers – Yer So Bad
Alan Parsons – Mr Time
Creedence Clearwater Revival – Suzie Q
Stone Temple Pilots – Vasoline
Vangelis – Blade Runner (End Titles)
U2 – Elevation
Kings Of Leon – Arizona
Counting Crows – Hanginaround
Counting Crows – Mrs. Potters Lullaby
Vangelis – The Tao Of Love
Sting – Desert Rose
The Marshall Tucker Band – Can't You See
Joe Walsh – Rocky Mountain Way
Rascal Flatts – Life is a Highway
U2 – City Of Blinding Lights
Counting Crows – Accidentally In Love
10,000 Maniacs – The Painted Desert
Counting Crows – Speedway
Vangelis – Rachel's Song
Sting – If I Ever Lose My Faith In You
U2 – Desire
Kings Of Leon – Cold Desert
Violent Femmes – Blister In The Sun
Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers – Runnin' Down A Dream
Counting Crows – Mr. Jones
Sting – We'll Be Together - 2011 Remix
U2 – Desert Of Our Love
The Fixx – Red Skies - Original Version
Stone Temple Pilots – Plush
U2 – Window In The Skies
Los Lonely Boys – Whatever Gets You Thru The Night
Barenaked Ladies – It's All Been Done
Cowboy Junkies – Sweet Jane
Joe Cocker – Unchain My Heart
Eric Clapton – It's In The Way That You Use It
ZZ Top – Viva Las Vegas - Remastered LP Version
Chris Cornell – You Know My Name
The Alan Parsons Project – Eye In The Sky
Don Henley – The Heart Of The Matter
Collective Soul – Under Heaven's Skies - Acoustic Version
Kansas – Dust In The Wind
Barenaked Ladies – One Week
The Marshall Tucker Band – Desert Skies
The Jayhawks – Waiting For The Sun
Don Henley – The Last Worthless Evening
Talking Heads – And She Was
Nirvana – Come As You Are
Toad The Wet Sprocket – Something's Always Wrong
U2 – Wild Honey
ZZ Top – Cheap Sunglasses
Vangelis – Love Theme From Bladerunner
Joe Cocker – You Are So Beautiful
Steve Winwood – The Finer Things
Eric Clapton – It's In The Way That You Use It
Creedence Clearwater Revival – Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
U2 – Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me
3 Doors Down – Away From The Sun
U2 – One Tree Hill
Better Than Ezra – At The Stars
Alan Parsons – Dreamscape
Eric Clapton – Forever Man
Chicago – Wishing You Were Here
Joe Walsh – Ordinary Average Guy
Toad The Wet Sprocket – All I Want
U2 – Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of
Joe Cocker – Shelter Me (Single Edit)
3 Doors Down – Your Arms Feel Like home
Bruce Springsteen – Girls In Their Summer Clothes
Bruce Hornsby – Fields Of Gray - Remastered 2003
The Moody Blues – Your Wildest Dreams
Third Eye Blind – How's It Going To Be
Counting Crows – Four Days
Linkin Park – Burning In The Skies
U2 – Bullet The Blue Sky
George Michael – Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me
Lit – My Own Worst Enemy
The Beatles Tribute Band – Here Comes The Sun
War – The Cisco Kid
U2 – Beautiful Day

Cover art from U2's Actung Baby



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Negative Ads have become Political Dialog


Just when people thought politics couldn't get much worse, the 2012 presidential election managed to pump $6 billion dollars worth of negative ads across television, radio, print and the Internet. Some estimates claim that more than 80% of all political ads this year were negative nature. Worse than this though, the downward spiral of political discourse is taking the rest of the media with it - tarnishing the image and credibility of everyone involved.

If you don't have anything nice to say...
Perhaps it is to be expected that with the dual influences of the campaign spending explosion triggered by the Supreme Court "Citizen's United" Campaign Finance decision and the still sluggish economy that the election advertisements would be overwhelmingly negative. Even with those rationalizations though, it was still hard to watch. One wonders if any election these days can elevate itself beyond the level of mutual character assassination. Even more to the point though is whether any meaningful political dialog can occur in these types of environments.


Does this seem silly, well, don't the other negative ads seem goofy as well?

First we need to make a distinction regarding negative ads and let's say attack ads. Perhaps such a distinction is not formally recognized but for the sake of argument let's contrast these two types of combative ads:
  1. The Traditional Negative Ad - It is first and foremost a personal assault. The personality of the candidate is under fire; the types of charges leveled can include ideology but the main thrust of the strategy is to tarnish the character of the candidate. These ads are part of the main dialog between the candidates - in fact this year - nearly all of the dialog has been negative.
  2. The Proxy Attack - The proxy attack is something that's been around for a long while but has now taken on new dimensions given the virtually unlimited influx of cash and special interests participation. The proxy attack allows a much wider variety of attacks and all sorts of related propaganda. Since these ads are not officially linked to the campaigns there is little or no restraint or responsibility shown. 
Both types of ads have been around since political advertising began. The problem of course is not the existence of these types of ads but rather our increasing reliance on them to convey the majority of our national political dialog (at least during election cycles). Neither of these types of ads is concerned with or does a good job of actually establishing a dialog. The Voters have a right to know what the differences are between those who would represent them.


Ads like this are quite simply embarrassing the nation...

What seems clear is that the Negative Ad is gaining momentum and is becoming the primary form of all political advertising and perhaps the primary form of all political dialog. Positive advertising is relatively rare as candidates seem hesitant t talk about what if anything they intend to do if elected. So, why do politicians seem to be moving en masse to the least civilized of the available options? Well - they think Negative Ads (personal assaults) work. Do they, really?

It's hard to quantify that answer given that other factors are usually involved. Someone who outspends their opponent 3 to 1 and uses negative advertising and wins could point to the money, the ads or both as the keys to victory. What does seem clear is that negative advertising turns people off - first towards the candidate being targeted, next towards the candidate making the attack and lastly towards the entire unpleasant process. Eventually these people become turned off altogether and stop voting or participating in politics at all. And that in itself may be a victory for someone.


This parody managed to capture most of this campaigns core themes - that kinda of scary...


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