The Dumbest Quotes of 2012

Well, it's the end of the year and it's a time for reflection - reflection about all the stupid things that may have happened during the year and most importantly, recognition of the most incredibly goofy comments that folks have made throughout 2012. This is not an attack on Hollywood per se, we're drawing on quotes from across the globe and from a wide spectrum of professions.

Never has a chair been so severely lectured... this poor chair was Unforgiven
Without further adieu, here is the list of dumbest quotes of 2012:

  • What do you mean, 'Shut up?' ... What do you want me to tell Romney? I can't tell him to do that to himself. You're getting as bad as Biden. Clint Eastwood, talking to the chair

The complete chair humiliation experience...

  • "Ifs and ands and buts are like candy and nuts" House Speaker John Boehner
  • In 2012, what's next? Metro, Metro, Metro. And, of course, Windows, Windows, Windows.--Steve Ballmer, CEO, Microsoft 
  • "I promise you, the president has a big stick." — Vice President Joe Biden
Makes you wonder how well these two know each other...
  • There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what ... who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims ... these are people who pay no income tax ... and so my job is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them that they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives – Mitt Romney
  • “We do  ook very different, we're older. Leo's 37, I'm 36 — we were 21 and 22 when we made that film. You know, he's fatter now — I'm thinner.” - Kate Winslet
  • “I do destroy men on a weekly basis. It's like a hobby. I'm like a praying mantis. They [sleep with] me, and then I eat them.”- Ke$ha
I like my men medium rare with mushrooms on the side and lot's pepper on top
  • Under no circumstances am I going to willingly talk to the police in this country. You can say I'm paranoid about it, but they will kill me, there is no question."-- John McAfee 
  • “Marriage is what marriage is … It’s like going out and saying, ‘That tree is a car.’ Well, the tree’s not a car. A tree’s a tree. Marriage is marriage.” — Rick Santorum 
  • “It's almost as laughable as accusing Fox News of being news.”- Miss Piggy, in reference to Fox Business Network claiming that The Muppets had an anti-oil agenda for kids
  • “When I eventually looked in the mirror I just thought I looked like my gay brother.” - Anne Hathaway 
  • “President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans. And to heal the planet. My promise is to help you and your family.” — Mitt Romney
  • “Why did I get put in jail and Nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?” - Lindsay Lohan
  • We should have a straight way to go in our similar or in our lives or as is this … I am a surfer and I think the best way I can take is the wave that I wait for it.  Miss Venezuela 2012
  • “I’ve got a little bumper sticker for you: Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive.” — Joe Biden
  • "Your penis was a revelation. I'm available to work with it anytime." — Charlize Theron talking about costar Michael Fassbender's member
  • “Each and every day that I’ve been a United States senator, I’ve been discussing issues, meeting on issues, in secret meetings with kings and queens and prime ministers and business leaders and military leaders talking, voting, working on issues every single day.” — Sen. Scott Brown
  • I'm not crazy anymore - Charlie Sheen
  • I couldn't sacrifice my heart for a publicity stunt - Kim Kardashian
  • “If ObamaCare had been fully implemented when I caught cancer, I’d be dead.” — Herman Cain
  • Once he started looking like me, that's when I kind of got it. I put things together - Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • “President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob!” — Rick Santorum 
  • The world is not going to end in 2012 - The world will end when I lose my Beliebers. Justin Bieber
We just can't Belieb this guy...
  • “Lemon. Wet. Good.” — Mitt Romney
  • “What does it say about the college coed Susan Fluke [sic] who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex?” – Rush Limbaugh
  • “I am so mad at the press I could just strangle them!” — Ann Romney
  • “I’m not familiar precisely with what I said, but I’ll stand by what I said, whatever it was.” — Mitt Romney
Who knew this guy was so funny?
  • “But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich, once again ready to lead.” — Former Newt Gingrich spokesperson Rick Tyler
  • “You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly.” — Foster Friess
  • “This feels good, being back in Michigan… You know, the trees are the right height.” — Mitt Romney
  • “I would do away with Education, Commerce, and let’s see — the third one I can’t. I can’t. Oops.” — Rick Perry
  • “She’s such a nightmare," he said, before adding that "she looks like a f--king fairground stripper." Elton John on Madonna
Fairground Stripper? You decide...
Fairground stripper? you decide...

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