What would Hollywood be without those ever-so-clever one liners that forever stick in minds - such phrases as:
- "Make my day"
- "I'll be back"
- "Kiss my Grits"
- "Yippe Cay Yah, M....."
- From Prometheus - after the impromptu self C-section "Now that's what I call family planning!"
How to get "a Head" in Alien hunting...
- From Last of the Mohicans - "Hey Hawkeye, those white chicks are High Maintenance."
- From Titanic "Can I get my ticket Refunded?" and "Hey, don't be too critical everything shrinks in near-freezing water."
- From the Terminator - "Follow me if you want to find a really great bargain at Target."
- From 300 - "Why did we leave all of our clothes back in Sparta, it's freakin' cold out here?"
- From Argo - "The Ayatollah don't like Pepsi Cola."
- From Skyfall - "Q, where's my Ipad?"
The most depressing Bond song ever - we just want to cry...
- From Looper - "This is how our self-employment gets terminated."
- From Total Recall (the remake) - "My wife looks great in her underworld."
- From Blade Runner - "All these memories will vanish like Prince after Purple rain."
- From Gladiator - "Unleash much unpleasantness."
Why farmers shouldn't make movies
- From the Unforgiven - "Hey Clint, why did you shoot that empty chair?"
- From Twilight (pick any) - "It's called Vampire Psoriasis, not sparkly skin."
- From The Godfather - "Fredo, why are you wearing Strawberry lip gloss?"
- From Contact: "I can't believe they called collect."
- From Silence of the Lambs - "I have binders full of women in my files Clarisse, binders full..."
- From Frankenstein - "Heineken good, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition good..."
- From Independence Day - "We know our virus will work, the mothership is running Windows 95."
The "Sweded" version of Independence Day...
- From Godzilla - "He was hatched at Fukishima just last year..."
- From Hamlet - "To be or not to be - is that a rhetorical question, cause I'm just not getting it Yorick, and BTW did you go a diet?"
- From Soylent Green - "Those weren't made by Keebler Elves, they are Keebler Elves!"
- From Planet of the Apes - "Get your hands on me, you damn sexy ape."
- From Miami Vice (the movie) - "Why are we even doing this without Phil Collins?"
- From The Wizard of Oz - "Dorothy, let's play Twister, let's play Risk"
- From The Poseidon Adventure - "How did Shamu get on this boat anyway?"
- From the Marathon Man - "You haven't been flossing, have you?"
- From Midnight Cowboy - "Hey, I'm washing there - that's my machine."
- From ET - "ET, texting home, LoL #earth sucks"
- From the Dark Knight Rises - "I'm Scatman, Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop."
- From the Mary Poppins - "Yes, children I'm getting high, but please don't follow my example."
- From Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid - "I think we should reconsider Gun Control."
- From AI - "I'm David, not that Nazi android freak from Prometheus."
- From The Bridge on the River Kwai - "I'm never riding the subway again."
- From 1984 - "Now this is what I'd call Big Government."
- From the Shining - "Bedbugs, Bedbugs, Bedbugs."
- From Logan's Run - "What a drag it is getting old."
- From Bonnie & Clyde - "Hey, you missed a spot."
- From Avatar - "It's clean coal and natural gas - it's good for your environment."
- From Rambo, First Blood - "All wanted was a slushy, a hot dog and some nachos, why did they have to push me."
