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The Grinch who Shot Christmas

Yesterday a man shot 4 firefighters in New York (using the same type of assault rifle used in Sandy Hook) while they were responding to a fire, two died. Several days ago 4 were killed in a shooting spree across Pennsylvania. A week before that, we all witnessed the national horror of the mass killings of children at the Sandy Hook elementary school in Newtown, Connecticut. This has been a bloody, awful year for gun violence in America and it seems as though it's continuing to the last possible moment. But nothing was so disturbing perhaps as the NRA press conference held just days before the Christmas holiday. In this conference, the very frightening director of that, group Wayne LaPierre, outline his vision for the future and in doing so has become America's official Grinch.


There's a new Grinch in town...

Granted, there are a few things we happen to agree with America's new Grinch on - for example there are likely improvements that can be made to school security and America's popular culture does seem to have dipped lower and lower of recent years becoming ever more violent in nature. What we don't agree with however is the vision of the future in America that he seems to be espousing - a vision that requires every American to be armed in order to prevent - you guessed it - being shot by other armed Americans. Grinch LaPierre doesn't ever want to consider viewing guns a problem - instead they are always and ever will be his only solution. The Grinch wants more guns, guns carried in the open, guns that carry extended magazines as well as assault rifles with semi-automatic capability. Back in the 1980's we had an expression for places that were that heavily armed and dangerous - Beirut - sounds a lot like what the Grinch is advocating.

As for his proposal, what if Sandy Hook had hired an armed guard before the massacre? One man armed say with a semi-automatic pistol. How would that guard have fared against a lunatic with an assault rifle with unlimited ammunition? He or she would have likely ended up just another corpse. Of course, the Grinch might respond to that; let's place a 50 caliber machine gun out front or an armored personnel carrier. It works in the third world, right?

At least this Grinch ain't packin'
The reason why people are calling Mr. LaPierre crazy is simple:
  1. He may be the most insensitive, paranoid man on the planet (e.g. his main concern regarding the massacre of 26 6 year old students and their teachers was that it might be seen as an attack on his organization).
  2. He is blatantly incapable of participating in rational dialog. Each year in the US more people die from gunshots than in the past 10 years of war in Afghanistan and Iraq combined. The levels of gun violence are directly proportional to access to weapons.
  3. He is advocating something no sane person in this country wants - a country where it's not safe to live in without being heavily armed. We don't want to be Beirut, or Juarez, Mexico or the wild west (which by the way was not as dangerous as the US is now because believe it or not there weren't as many guns).


The full NRA Press Conference last week

We need to ask ourselves, why has the national media been listening to this lunatic for so long? Why does his relatively small organization hold sway over the national dialog on guns? How can a gun industry that makes only a few billion a year make such an impact on our lives in a multi-trillion dollar a year economy? Every year we pay more in medical costs for gun victims (more than 100,000 per year) than the gun industry earns. 

If Grinch LaPierre wants to know why American culture is becoming so violent - he should start by looking at what the NRA has done over the years. He has advocated guns and violence as a means to control guns and violence - he's the Grinch who shot Christmas and he's taking aim at the New Year. 


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Is Dexter Killer TV ?

For several years we refused to watch Dexter on principle - that principle being that glorifying serial killers was going a step too far. Sure, we've had to put up with a decade of CSI like dramas but Dexter seemed new and dangerous. We had tolerated the spate of Hannibal Lector related movies because the mega-drama involved seemed a bit unreal. Showtime's Dexter is a different animal altogether; it's an ongoing character study in what makes a killer tick - but not just any study - it's a biased and markedly sympathetic view.

Michael C. Hall is Dexter Morgan, the serial killer next door
Dexter has been around for a long time - it's in its 7th season which makes it one of the longest running shows on Cable television. It's also been one of Showtime's highest rated original shows ever. So why the fascination with this character and this story? We had planned on ignoring all of this but found ourselves travelling on an extended trip and the hotel only had Showtime. Dexter was the only thing playing so we gave in and watched. There are no big stars in Dexter, but lot's of interesting characters. Dexter himself drives most of the action although he has a unique relationship with his dead brother (a former killer himself played by veteran actor James Remar) - this provides a sort of 1st as 3rd person narration that serves as a window into Dexter's troubled psyche. 

There's interesting things going on behind the scenes as well - the actor who played Dexter, Michael C. Hall was married to (and has now divorced) his co-star Jennifer Carpenter who plays his sister in the show. This season they've revealed that the character of the sister Debra Morgan is in love with her brother. Hall also was diagnosed Hodgkin's lymphoma recently (it's now in remission).


The show continues to push its own limits

The show takes place in Miami which somehow seems fitting; Miami was the backdrop for Scarface and Miami Vice as well as the birthplace for CSI. Miami and killing continue to be linked in popular culture - with this year's face eating incident taking the South Florida to a new level of infamy. Dexter even brought in Edward Jame Olmos or EJO (Miami Vice's Castillo) last season to add some Miami Nostalgia to the mix.
EJO was the coolest guy in Miami during the 1980's
Back to the original question - is the show and its premise really worth exploring? Hall seems entirely believable as the sociopath Dexter yet the show seems to be peeling away the feeble excuses as to why it's ok for him to be killing everyone in sight by ditching his "Dark Passenger" and letting him revel in the joy of killing as a stress relief mechanism. Our recommendation is a guarded one - this show should not be viewed by anyone under 17 or by people with overly impressionable minds. It's interesting drama with a very twisted worldview. Just this week there was another real life Dexter in the news - Isreal Keyes - when asked why he went around killing folks across America he simply replied "why not." Perhaps people like Keyes may feel that way because partly because they see so much of it on television and movies and it seems as though it's becoming accepted or acceptable behavior (in Dexter his sister is first shocked at finding out what her brother does as a hobby but within 4 episodes is asking him to kill someone for her).

Perhaps it's time our culture ended its love affair with true crime and sadistic killers - who knows, we might actually end up a healthier, safer place to live. 


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How I got thrown off the Uncle Al Show

I have to admit, it was my first experience in show biz - I was a bit green perhaps. However I was determined to make my mark and being 4 years old wasn't about to stop me. I had heard that George Clooney had gotten on the show 5 times (probably because his dad was an anchor on the local TV news) and I knew I might be competing with him for shows like ER by the mid-1980's (I was a very forward thinking child). So I put on my vest and my bow tie and had my mom drive me down to Cincinnati, the entertainment capital of Southwest Ohio. The year was  - well that's a bit fuzzy.

Uncle Al Lewis was the pied piper of the Tristate region for decades
Every major Television market had their own kids show it seems back in the day. We even had one in Dayton - something about a guy named Malcolm and Duffy the Dog. It seemed all too New Age to us though. Cincinnati was where it was at - Uncle Al was like the Ed Sullivan of kid's shows - at least if you didn't count Captain Kangaroo (whose show was inspired by Uncle Al) and Mr. Rogers just seemed creepy or drugged or both. Anyway, Uncle Al had some interesting characters on his show (like captain Windy); he was dressed as 1/4 of a barber shop quartet. We always wondered if Dick Van Dyke had borrowed from Al for some of his musicals during the 1960's - we wouldn't be surprised. The Uncle Al show ran from 1950 to 1985 and as far as I know, I was the only kid ever kicked off of the set and banned for life from returning.


Kids were thrown into the mosh pit with little supervision

Cincinnati is an interesting town. For those of us who live nearby we tend to have a love / hate relationship with Cincy (primarily due to the Bengals). For one thing they all eat this really weird chili and all swear it's delicious. Another bizarre aspect of Cincinnati culture is a strange fascination with Jimmy Buffet - all of his die hard fans call themselves "Parrot-heads" - this Buffet fetish has been going on for 30 years if you can believe it. We're thinking the Buffett thing can be explained by the secret desire that everyone in Ohio has to live in Key West - we're just not sure why Cincinnati is more fanatic about it than the rest of Ohio. But we digress... The Uncle Al wasn't the only show in the Cincy showbiz hub - there was the Cool Ghoul. Now we've got to give this guy credit that he came up with the best named sidekick in the history of sidekicks - Batty Hatty from Cincinnati


We heard this show influenced Rob Zombie

Anyway back to my story. I've been told that as a child I was somewhat hyperactive - I only have hearsay evidence to substantiate those circumstantial charges. People say I started dancing and hooting during the Dueling Banjos portion of Deliverance - if so I'm not prepared to admit it. On the day we traveled to see Uncle Al I had my breakfast of sugar-frosted flakes and Coca Cola and felt quite invigorated. It was important to me that I get noticed and for those who had seen Al's show the method to achieving recognition was clear - far out dance moves (note the 70's lingo). Uncle Al was like the Soul Train for white, suburban preschoolers. 


Soul Train dancers took inspiration from the innovative moves displayed on Uncle Al's dance-floor 

At this point it's worth mentioning Cincinnati's German heritage. Cincinnati was once known as Porkapolis - because it's where a large German immigrant community had built the nations first mega-pork industry (it later drifted up towards Chicago). So, essentially this means that accordions are really big in Cincy. And while Jimmy Hendrix had his electric guitar - Al Lewis had his accordion and it drove the kids crazy. Remember seeing that Oliver Stone biopic of Jim Morrison with Val Kilmer before he doubled in size - yeah The Doors - anyway it was like the concert scenes in that movie but without the nudity. 


When I arrived on the set the tension was palpable. There were a host of kids waiting to get on the show - sort of like the stage full Broadway hopefuls in A Chorus Line except all of us were going to get picked. The key to getting famous though was clear - get close to the star. Location, Location Location - was everything. It was hard to restrain our enthusiasm - the kids didn't get be on the entire show - just certain parts. Before I knew it, the signal had been given and we darted en masse onto the stage. The music was blaring and there was Al, fingers flying across his bright red accordion. Time seemed to push into another dimension at once frozen yet somehow accelerated. I had maneuvered ever closer to the master of the vertical piano as the music reached a fever pitch - I was jumping, diving, inventing the Moonwalk and perhaps even doing the Robot. No four year had ever moved so much, so quickly and with greater purpose. Then the unthinkable - a sharp collision between my head and the bottom of Al's accordion. The red sparkly finish of the off the rack instrument was splattered crimson with my blood, sweat and tears. And that was all too much - I got sick and threw up on Al's shoes. I half expected I might suffer the same fate as Jim Morrison after the infamous Miami Concert (not for the same reasons though). Oh and did I mention, it was live TV. 

The kids in Southwest Ohio got more than they expected that afternoon. Al was furious - yelling something to the effect of "get that damn kid out of here now!" (it may have been NR rated) I never realized the true power of being blacklisted by Al until many years later when my Hollywood career failed to materialize. But I don't harbor any grudges now that the years have passed. I learned a valuable lesson that day, two geniuses can never share the same stage...


The Chicken Dance is perfect for busting out an Accordion solo



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Americana - A Raving Playlist

The other day we had a somewhat harsh rebuke of Popular Country music on Raving Reviews. This doesn't mean we don't like home-grown sounds from the South, West and Appalachia; quite the contrary. We also like folk music and other forms which seem somehow uniquely American. What else so defines a culture but it's music? America is not just series of towns dotting the horizon - it's an idea and it has a rich history and a lot of diversity spread across its many regions. All that diversity is captured in lyrics and sound - the true poetry of America lies within its music. From John Mellencamp to George Gershwin to Joan Baez, our sons and daughters have captured the American experience in all its glory and all its tragedy. That is what American is all about. BTW - our favorite song on this list from from John Cougar - it's called Minutes to Memories.

As usual you can find this list on Spotify and today we'll also be embedding the list in this post as well.

The Allman Brothers Band - early 1970's

Americana:

The Allman Brothers Band – Little Martha - Album Version/Instrumental
George Tipton – Everybody's Talkin' (From "Midnight Cowboy")
Ray Charles – What'd I Say
John Mellencamp – Minutes To Memories
Johnny Cash – Rusty Cage
Janis Joplin – Me And Bobby McGee
Linda Ronstadt – Blue Bayou
Simon & Garfunkel – Homeward Bound
Elvis Presley – (You're The) Devil In Disguise
Don Henley – The Last Worthless Evening
The Soggy Bottom Boys – I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow
Pete Seeger – If I Had a Hammer (Hammer Song)
The Allman Brothers Band – Jessica
Jimmy Buffett – Margaritaville
The Doobie Brothers – Listen To The Music - Single Version
America – A Horse with No Name
Dueling Banjos – Duelling Banjos
George Thorogood And The Destroyers – Who Do You Love? (Live)
Norah Jones – Come Away With Me
John Denver – Take Me Home, Country Roads
Alison Krauss – Down To The River To Pray - Soundtrack Version (O Brother Where Art Thou?)
The Osborne Brothers – Rocky Top
Joan Baez – Love Is Just a Four-Letter Word
Charley Daniels – The Devil Went Down To Georgia
George Thorogood And The Destroyers – Johnny B. Goode (Live) (Feat. Johnny Johnson)
The Soggy Bottom Boys – In The Jailhouse Now - Soundtrack Version (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)
Creedence Clearwater Revival – Green River
Simon & Garfunkel – America
Don Henley – The Heart Of The Matter
Pete Seeger – Ghost Of Tom Joad
Bonnie Raitt – Something To Talk About
Neil Diamond – Sweet Caroline
Buddy Holly – Not Fade Away
Pete Seeger – Turn! Turn! Turn! (To Everything There Is A Season)
Elvis Presley – Suspicious Minds
The Marshall Tucker Band – Can't You See
Rascal Flatts – Life is a Highway
Bob Dylan – Blowin' In The Wind - 2010 mono version
Harry McClintock – Big Rock Candy Mountain
Johnny Cash – Ring Of Fire
Stevie Ray Vaughan And Double Trouble – Mary Had A Little Lamb
The Guess Who – No Sugar Tonight
The Charlie Daniels Band – Long Haired Country Boy
Weezer – Buddy Holly
Bruce Springsteen – Thunder Road
Paul Simon – Graceland
The Allman Brothers Band – Statesboro Blues
Soundgarden – Rusty Cage
Creedence Clearwater Revival – Born On The Bayou
Simon & Garfunkel – The Boxer
Bob Dylan – The Times They Are A-Changin'
Emmylou Harris – Didn't Leave Nobody But The Baby - Soundtrack Version (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)
Elvis Presley – Can't Help Falling In Love
John Mellencamp – Our Country - Rock Version
The Doobie Brothers – Black Water
Ray Charles – Hit The Road Jack
Janis Joplin – Cry Baby
B. B King – The Thrill is Gone
The Allman Brothers Band – Midnight Rider
Neil Young – Heart Of Gold
Ray Charles – Sinner's Prayer
Jack Johnson – Constellations
John Mellencamp – Pink Houses
B.B. King – Baby I Love You
Rosanne Cash – Sea Of Heartbreak - Feat. Bruce Springsteen
U2 – When Love Comes To Town
Hank Williams – Ramblin' Man
Social Distortion – Ring Of Fire
Woody Guthrie – Hobo's Lullaby
Creedence Clearwater Revival – Have You Ever Seen The Rain
Johnny Cash – Jackson
Gillian Welch – I'll Fly Away - Soundtrack Version (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)
Johnny Cash – Cry! Cry! Cry!
Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs And The Stanley Brothers – Foggy Mountain Breakdown
Bluegrass Christmas Music Country Christmas Picksations – Carol of the Bells
Paul Simon – Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard
Lynyrd Skynyrd – Free Bird
Pete Seeger – Little Boxes
The James Gang – Walk Away
The Doobie Brothers – Long Train Runnin' - Album Version   2006 Remastered
Bob Dylan – Mr. Tambourine Man
Joan Baez – Blowin' In The Wind - Live
Linda Ronstadt – You're No Good
The Band – Hobo Jungle
The Raconteurs – Old Enough - featuring Ricky Skaggs and Ashley Monroe
Pete Seeger – What a Friend We Have in Congress
George Thorogood And The Destroyers – No Particular Place To Go
John Denver – Rocky Mountain High
Neil Diamond – Cherry Cherry - 2011 Remastered Mono
Simon & Garfunkel – El Condor Pasa (If I Could)
Neil Young – Down By The River
John Mellencamp – Small Town
Alison Krauss – Baby, Now That I've Found You
Rosanne Cash – Heartaches By The Number - Feat. Elvis Costello
Rascal Flatts – Banjo
The Marshall Tucker Band – Fire On The Mountain
Bob Dylan – It Ain't Me, Babe - Live Album Version
Bruce Springsteen – The River
The Allman Brothers Band – In Memory Of Elizabeth Reed - 1971/Live At The Fillmore East
Norah Jones – Creepin' In (feat. Dolly Parton)
Janis Joplin – Piece Of My Heart
Clarence "Tom" Ashley – The Coo Coo Bird
The Guess Who – American Woman
Charley Patton – Mississippi Boweavil Blues
Stevie Ray Vaughan And Double Trouble – Scuttle Buttin'
America – Ventura Highway
Don Henley – The End Of The Innocence
The Band – The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
Foghat – Slow Ride
Chicago – Saturday In The Park
Columbia Symphony Orchestra – Rhapsody In Blue



Rhapsody in Blue - NBC Symphony Orchestra by Rhapsody in Blue on Grooveshark

Gershwin is still America's preeminent composer - no one else has come close




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Dr. Zhivago - A Raving Classic

It's almost Winter and Winter reminds us of one one thing - Zhivago. No place is more famous for their terrible Winters than Russia. Time and again the Russian Winter as played a role in history defeating conquering armies lead by Napoleon and Hitler. The Russian Winters seem to define what it is to be Russian (although we don't really have a clue because we're not Russian so what we really mean is that they define our perception of what Russia is). The Russian Gulag is a Winter place too. David Lean's epic adaptation of the Boris Pasternak novel Dr. Zhivago captures the Russian Winter in all its glory and infamy. It's a historical treatise, a love story and a defiant tale written about how real people struggled to survive in the newly formed Soviet state.

Energy-efficient, but a bit chilly in the Wintertime
Perhaps the two most memorable aspects of the film are the soundtrack and the cinematography. While Mr. Lean wasn't permitted to film in the Soviet Union at the time (they were still somewhat ticked off at Boris for writing Zhivago) a number of similar striking locations were used. Lara's Theme  may be the single most recognized film score in history and certainly qualifies as the most haunting. If ever an instrumental song could capture longing, love and heartbreak - this is it. The story and the score together make this movie perhaps the greatest romance ever filmed.

It's all about Lara...

Romance, true romance is not idyllic, but it is real. The power of Zhivago's tale is not that it makes any sense, but that it seems as though this really happened - not to just a few people but to an entire people. When the world was toppling around them - the revolution, world wars - the one thing that mattered were those handful of people closest to you. Zhivago's crime and the reason Pasternak was always one step away from being sent to a Gulag was "living" and thinking in terms of those who they loved rather than the state. This is perhaps the ultimate story of tyranny of the state versus the freedom to be oneself. Amidst all this history the movie is peppered with several standout performances namely from Sir Alec Guinness (as Zhivago's half-brother) and Rod Steiger as one of the great jerky characters in film history. 


The original Zhivago trailer

The character of Zhivago himself is curious - he is an observer mostly. He is surrounded both by fascinating characters and remarkable events. He reacts to them all but seems helpless to control even his own destiny - he swept along the path of history only to be discarded in the end - forgotten to all but those who read banned poets. This movie is as much about Lara as anything and in Julie Christie's capable hands she becomes a fascinating anti-heroine. Lara is Christie's most memorable performance by far. She reminds us of that song by Alanis Morissette - she's got it all going on; bad girl, good mom, nurse, home-wrecker. Lara is awesome - no wonder Zhivago wrote all that poetry for her.


we wouldn't want it any other way


Get her drunk and she like to party

Nations rise and nations fall, but people go on - they go on loving, living and making a reality with each other and all those little stories fill the gaps behind the big picture that is our history. Zhivago gives us a glimpse into both personal side and the epic backdrop of the Russian drama - and it may have been the first movie during the Cold War that helped break the ice between ordinary Americans and their then Soviet counterparts. We're not so different after all, are we?

This song seems to have been inspired by Zhivago - we miss you Robert Palmer


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The Apocalypse Film Festival

Well, the big day is coming up soon (December 21st it seems) - it's the end of the world, again. We figured there may be some people out there who don't won't to celebrate with a big noisy Apocalypse Party - so we've got an alternative way to spend your last hours on Earth. How about a film festival? We've decided to compile several lists that will allow you build your own Apocalypse Film Festival.

Ouch!
The lists are based on 4 categories:
  1. The Top 10 True Apocalyptic Films
  2. The Top 10 Post-Apocalyptic
  3. The Top 10 Dystopian Films (e.g. semi-apocalyptic)
  4. The Top 10 Zombie Apocalypse Movies
  5. The Top 10 Silliest Apocalypse-Related Films
There's something for everyone here...


We never realized how cute the 4 horses of the Apocalypse were, awww...



The Top 10 True Apocalyptic Films
To qualify as a true apocalyptic film either the entire planet gets wiped out or at the very least, the entire human race - no survivors, at least on Earth. 
  • Number 2 - AI, Artificial Intelligence: even though everyone dies at the end of the movie it still counts and it is a joy to watch. 
  • Number 3 - The Core: This movie tells the story of what's going to happen if the Gas companies keep Fracking in our backyards. Ok - so the Earth doesn't get destroyed and the human race survives - we do think it's pretty cool though that hotshot former Shuttle pilots can ride a giant metal suppository into the Earth's core at 400 mph.  
  • Number 4 - When Worlds Collide: A handful of people do escape in their giant Buck Rogers rocket, but the world does end. (BTW - it looks as though this is being remade). 
  • Number 5 - Last Night: A more intimate view of the end. 
  • Number 6 - Melancholia: This is the chick flick version of the Apocalypse, some might find a bit slow...
  • Number 7 - On the Beach: The folks down under wait for the end. This is a classic film and probably inspired the follow on movie and TV series Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
  • Number 8 - Titan AE: So it's a cartoon; it's got Matt Damon. It's surprisingly good although it focused more survivors who got off of Earth before the end. 
  • Number 10 - Carriers: The ultimate plague takes the last survivors one by one. 

All aboard for the Phallic Express !
The Top 10 Post-Apocalyptic Films
This category allows for survivors - forms of the destroyer may include; plagues, meteors, nuclear war, global warming and aliens. Also, the action needs to take place only after the crap had hit the fan.
  1. Planet of the Apes: Charleton Heston had at one time corned the market on all things apocalyptic. The recent version with the CG apes sucked, and let's try to forget that thing Mark Wahlberg did around 2000. 
  2. Logan's Run: Before there was Botox, there was the "Laser Lift." 
  3. A Boy and His Dog: Before Miami Vice, Crocket was a in big demand with chicks after WIII. 
  4. The Road: This is a really depressing movie, but it was pretty good.
  5. Escape from New York - Taking the concept of The Warriors and placing it aftersome type of apocalypse (it's not too clear). 
  6. Terminator Salvation - Finally we get a chance to see what it's like after Judgement Day - a bit of let down though.
  7. The Day After Tomorrow - This is happening right now, we're not kidding.
  8. The War of the Worlds - Both versions were pretty good; the story doesn't get old.
  9. I am Legend & Omega Man - Omega Man was better but we still like Will Smith even when he battles animated zombies instead of real ones
  10. Mad Max - This was before we know Mel was crazy and the Beaver
We were a bad influence; Apes killed Apes only after we showed up !

The Top 10 Dystopian Films (e.g. semi-apocalyptic)

Dystopian movies don't generally include apocalyptic events; yet things are so bad they might as well. The following movies represent the best in dysfunctional visions of the future:
  1. Soylent Green: This the reason we can never be Vegetarians. Did you see that pathetic excuse for a steak they get in a few years - better eat up now before all we're left with is people wafers. 
  2. 1984: Double plus good, but double depressing.
  3. Brazil: Monty Python meets 1984.
  4. 12 Monkeys: Brad Pitt was crazy before he married Angelina, this movie proves it.
  5. Gattica: Anyone who doesn't like getting blood tests should avoid this movie.
  6. Clockwork Orange: You'll never look at milk the same way again.
  7. Looper - Bruce had lot's of experience with the time paradox issues after starring in 12 Monkeys.
  8. Total Recall: We are wondering if Arnold can remember how many chicks he cheated on. BTW - as for the 2012 version of the show, forget it...
  9. Rollerball: James Caan's best movie ever, even better than his role in the Godfather. Wish they hadn't burned down those trees though.
  10. Blade Runner: Too cool not to be on this list somewhere.

The Simpsons appreciate the importance of a balanced diet
The Top 10 Silliest Apocalypse-Related Films
This category is pretty much self-explanatory.
  1. Knowing - One of the silliest movies ever made with one of Nick Cage's worst Hairdos. All the aliens look like Sting. 
  2. Water World - They managed to make global warming silly, how do you do that? Kevin Costner filmed this entirely in his own Olympic-sized swimming pool. Costner;s attempt some years later with post apocalyptic mail delivery was almost as silly but at least they got out oft he pool.
  3. The Book of Eli - Denzel has his own reading club and don't you dare borrow books without returning them.
  4. Escape from LA - This was a really pathetic attempt to extend the Escape from New York franchise. Besides, L.A. was really like that during the 1990's.  
  5. Steel Dawn - They couldn't afford a wardrobe so Patrick Swayze brought his pajamas.
  6. Barb Wire - If only Pamela Anderson had stuck to Internet sex videos she might still have a career.
  7. 4:44 The last Day on Earth - So the way we're all going to spend the last moments on Earth is being bored to death and playing with electronics.
  8. Perfect Sense - It wasn't the actors who lost their senses in this dull pic - the writers, producers and director might as well have been deaf, dumb and blind.
  9. 2012 - This was like Transformers without, uhh, Transformers. One giant special effect with a goofball plot. Shame on you John Cusak...
  10. Reign of Fire - This is the least likely Apocalyptic scenario of all time; the Dragon Holocaust. 
Dragons have really bad breath

The Top 10 Zombie Apocalypse Movies
Zombies deserve their own category and yes we included Walking Dead even though it's a TV show. 
  1. Dawn of the Dead (2004) - Really fast and hungry zombies who love malls.
  2. Zombieland - Zombies meet the Social Network - great cameo by Bill Murray. 
  3. 28 Days Later - The Zombie virus is really easy to catch
  4. 28 Weeks Later - Ditto
  5. Night of the Living Dead - It all started here (well, at least the modern Zombie movement).
  6. Re-animator - Love this movie.
  7. Shaun of the Dead - Best Zombie Apocalypse comedy.
  8. Resident Evil - This series of films confuses us but we tolerate it because we like Milla.
  9. The Walking Dead - Please take that goofy hat off of the kid already.
  10. Quarantine - Zombies meets extreme paranoia, good combo. 
Dinnertime at the Zombie Buffet
And for your listening pleasure...


Enjoy the End, and remember if it doesn't happen on the 21st, it will eventually. 


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The Trouble with Country Music

Why is it that so many people detest Country music? Country music has even been used as a torture device in prisons and in assaults on hostile combatants. How did Country sink this low? Before we can answer that question, though let's clearly differentiate what we're talking about. Popular Country music is not the same as Bluegrass or even Ole Tyme music (you know, like "Man of Constant Sorrows" from the movie Oh Brother Where Art Thou? - which is a truly great song). Pop Country has become its own unique medium, seemingly becoming further and further divorced from it Appalachian and Western roots.

Among Hee Haw's other achievements was the "Daisy Maefication" of Southern women

In contrast, the Beverly Hillbillies theme was in fact true Bluegrass - although they did have an Elly Mae on that show who looked a lot like the Hee Haw gals

We think the slow decline of Country Music began in the 1970's  with weekly variety show "Hee Haw." That's when somehow Country Music started becoming sexy. It was a strange transformation indeed - before that Country was associated with mountain folk and cowboys and maybe dust bowl immigrants. Then came the Beverly Hillbillies, Hee Haw and the Dukes of Hazard in relatively quick succession. Add to that some Cannonball Run and the CB Radio craze - all of sudden - Country was cool. The less than spectacular Grand Ole Opry moved from its old digs in downtown Nashville to a Lavish theater built next to what would become one of the largest hotels in the world (outside of Vegas). Dolly Parton had a big role in helping to make that transition and she now rules over a Country Music themed empire in Pigeon Forge Tennessee (which by the way is one of our favorite places).

Country Music has gone from the above to the below


Dolly is visiting the same doctors that have mummified Joan Rivers

What's happened to Dolly is a sad but apt parallel to what's occurred to the world of Country music and the actual music they now produce. Dolly went from being an authentic girl of the Smokies - with songs like "Rocky Top" to a Hollywood Botox junkie. Country music has taken a similar path  - moving away from the true sounds of Kentucky and Tennessee to adopt some sort of amorphous popular sound that is often now indistinguishable from the rest of popular music. We've got semi-Country singers now with $ signs in their names and who knows maybe Justin Bieber will start singing Country ballads soon - would anyone notice the difference?


Many have rightfully accused Nashville of producing Mickey Mouse music... 

Country Music is now a mix of tired cliches and familiar popular melodies with only remnants and symbolism to remind us that there is any connection at all left to the musical traditions that launched their industry. The following parody video ("America and Beer") works because it illustrates just how formulaic and hollow most Pop Country is today.


How many Country Music cliches can you pick out in this song?

So what happened? Did sex and commercialism kill Country music? Country and Folk music represented a unique and important American art-form - something that we could truly call our own. Artiest like Johnny Cash showed what it could be. Folk Music has largely disappeared though, and Pop Country has sucked in all the earlier variations of the genre and tossed them into a giant cultural blender - coming out with something hardly recognizable. 

The 10 Most Common Country Music Cliches
  1. I love to drink (usually beer but I'll drink whisky 'cause it's cool)
  2. I love my pickup truck (most often an F-150)
  3. I love to drink while driving my pickup truck
  4. Country girls (who love pickup trucks) are sexier than city girls
  5. My sexy pickup truck-loving girlfriend left because I drink too much
  6. Oh yeah, she took everything I own with her (except the pickup, got to draw the line somewhere)
  7. Living in the middle of nowhere is actually a lot of fun, except when you're drunk and alone.
  8. Saying "Hell Yeah" about things in general is important
  9. Wearing Cowboy hats makes you country strong, even when you're drunk, broke and alone.
  10. God loves me, because I live in the middle of nowhere, I'm broke, alone and drunk - but hey I've still got my pickup truck with a rebel flag in the back window - but I still love America even though I signed that petition for my state to secede from the union after them Democrats stole the election.
We live in region very close to where Country Music was born. The Appalachian culture is so much richer than the Tinseltown Hollywood crap Nashville has decided to mimic - there's still stories and great music out there - waiting to be heard. All that's needed is for Nashville to get real and remember what's its like to be unique. Tennessee ain't California !


Man of constant sorrows - a mix of authentic Bluegrass and Ole Tyme music



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Revolution - A Raving Playlist

Over the past few weeks there's been talk of States seceding from the United States, there's more unrest and "tumult" in the Middle East. And Congress, well they've all gone crazy again (it's getting old isn't it?). All of this is combining to provide perfect conditions for Revolution. Whose Revolution will occur, we simply can't predict, we can however provide a soundtrack for it. Today's playlist is that soundtrack and it is aptly named "Revolution." So sit back and plan your takeover to the best tunes we could find...

As usual you can find today's playlist on Spotify.

You can't find many Beatles tunes on Spotify or Grooveshark, oh well

Revolution


Jim Sturgess – Revolution
Sting – If You Love Somebody Set Them Free - 2011 Remix
Social Distortion – Ring Of Fire
John Mellencamp – Authority Song
Collective Soul – Precious Declaration
The Black Crowes – Goodbye Daughters of the Revolution
Rage Against The Machine – Guerilla Radio
Sheryl Crow – A Change Would Do You Good
David Bowie – Suffragette City - 2012 - Remaster
Arkasia – Fall Of The Republic - Original Mix
The Apache Relay – Power Hungry Animals
Soundgarden – Live to Rise
Bryan Adams – Can't Stop This Thing We Started
Soundgarden – Blow Up The Outside World
Pearl Jam – Do The Evolution
Daft Punk – Revolution 909
The Clash – Know Your Rights
Better Than Ezra – In The Blood
Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody
30 Seconds To Mars – This Is War
Soundgarden – Fell On Black Days
The Animals – House Of The Rising Sun
Soundgarden – Helter Skelter - Live at Crosby Hall, Del Mar - 11/30/1996
Nirvana – The Man Who Sold The World
The Decemberists – This Is Why We Fight
Placebo – Battle For The Sun
U2 – Bullet The Blue Sky
Collective Soul – Better Now
Nickelback – Fight For All The Wrong Reasons
Evanescence – The Change
U2 – One
The Goo Goo Dolls – Slide
The Black Crowes – A Conspiracy
David Bowie – Rebel Rebel - 1999 Digital Remaster
John Mellencamp – Rain On The Scarecrow
Santana – Well All Right
U2 – New Year's Day
Third Eye Blind – Semi-Charmed Life
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Fight Like A Brave
Alice In Chains – Them Bones
Veruca Salt – Seether
Queen – Another One Bites The Dust
Gloria Estefan – Turn The Beat Around
U2 – Pride (In The Name Of Love)
Billy Joel – You May Be Right
The Killers – Smile Like You Mean It
Public Enemy – Fight The Power
Deftones – Change [In The House Of Flies]
Beck – Lost Cause
John Mayer – Waiting On The World To Change
Thousand Foot Krutch – War of Change
Passion Pit – Better Things
Matt Redman – We Could Change the World
The National – Start A War
Soundgarden – Blood On The Valley Floor
John Mellencamp – Cherry Bomb
Tenth Avenue North – Don't Stop The Madness
Rage Against The Machine – Born Of A Broken Man
Billy Joel – Prelude/Angry Young Man
Thievery Corporation – Truth And Rights
Mötley Crüe – Fight For Your Rights
I Fight Dragons – The Geeks Will Inherit The Earth
Red Rider – Lunatic Fringe


Lot's more loonies these days...


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Johnny Rockets - the Great American Diner

America has had a love affair with the Diner since the 1930's. Back then you could find them everywhere - in fact they were the predominant type of restaurant in America for perhaps 30 years. Sure there were variations on the Diner, some came prefabricated, others were made from train cars and then during the 1950's, the Diner morphed into the Drive-in. The Diner set within Arnold's Drive-in was the principle shooting location for 8 or 9 seasons on ABC's hit sitcom Happy Days. A Diner featured prominently in the movie Grease. And eventually a small Diner from California turned itself into the World's largest restaurant chain - McDonalds. Diners were everywhere - but not anymore. While there may be tens of thousands of McDonalds spread across the globe, the chain gave up on its Diner roots long ago.

One of the true great American diners

Beauty School DropOut by Grease on Grooveshark

"Beauty School Drop Out" from Grease took place in the Diner

So what is it that makes a Diner a Diner anyway? Here are some of the key criteria:
  • It must have the Diner look and Feel. That means lots of metal in the decor, stools to sit on with a counter and jukeboxes for starters. (booths are nice too)
  • It must have a limited menu, one focused on traditional diner cuisine. Now this doesn't always translate to burgers and fries but it is limited pretty much to what you can be cooked short order using larger grills.
  • A Diner absolutely, positively must serve Milk Shakes, Malts and Floats. Diners in fact inherited the role of Malt Shop once that institution migrated out of drugstores in 1920's and 30's. It is still the best place (outside of a Coldstone perhaps) to get real quality Milkshakes.
  • Diner employees tend to wear white uniforms and funny hats. This is an important part of the experience.
  • Diners aren't healthy - this is where fast food was born. Eating vegetarian or organic food in a Diner seems a bit oxymoronic. 
  • Diners are friendly, casual dining environments. It's not meant to be fancy - you come as you are.


The opening of a Johnny Rockets Diner in Texas

In every city or region there a few hidden gems lurking about - Diners that somehow survived or were reborn. Place like Culp's Cafe in Dayton Ohio and Dot's Diner in Bisbee, Arizona. But there is only one true Diner chain that evokes the memory of what the American Diner used to be and that's Johnny Rockets. They've got outlets across the country and in more than a dozen nations. They've even put a number of Diners in Royal Caribbean cruise ships - that's not something we've tried but it certainly sounds intriguing.
The American Cheeseburger - king of cholesterol 
So why do we like Johnny Rockets so much? Here's our reasons:
  • Because they have absolutely awesome Milkshakes - the cherry chocolate is a life altering experience.
  • Because we can find them in the places we like to go - (from DC to Tuscon to Cincinnati).
  • Because it's become a family tradition. 
  • Because you can go there just for dessert and the experience of being there - so you could get a pizza somewhere else or go to a movie and then just stop by for shakes. 
  • Because they know how to draw smiley faces and other animal characters using Ketchup. 
  • Because we love only paying a nickel to use the jukebox that's at each table (when it's working).



This song has nothing to do with the restaurant but we liked it and put it in anyway

Eating at a Diner is a unique part of living in America and now it has become a way to relive our past in a tangible and tasty way. It may not be good for us but it's a heck of a lot of fun and Johnny Rockets is perhaps the best place across the nation to experience this for yourself.


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