- If Elton John and Madonna had a baby it would be Lady Gaga.
- Jon Bon Jovi (the best observation of the year)
- Do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah. You know, but I'm not going to spend a lot of energy on it.
- Sean Penn (we had forgotten how charming he can be).
- “Are you serious?” -- Lindsay Lohan's reaction to her jail sentence (duhhh)
- "Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion." -- Madonna (no explanation necessary)
- "The internet's completely over. I don't see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it, and then they get angry when they can’t get it. All these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers, and that can’t be good for you.” -- Prince (Purple Rain or Purple Haze???)
- “What would people most like to see in 3-D? Probably a naked lady.” -- HughHefner (you got to say one thing for him, he's consistent)
- "Hang on, everybody - I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon once!" from the A Team
- “I was told that Dolph had punched my rib cage into my chest, compressing my heart. If it had swollen any more, I would have died. After that, I was like, ‘Dolph, it’s only a movie, bro…’” –Sylvester Stallone on filming “The Expendables” with Dolph Lundgren (unfortunately for us, the movie was completed and released)
- "I don't know if this is too much for your magazine, but I can actually mentally give myself an orgasm." -- Lady Gaga (maybe it has something to do with the meat dress?)
- "We are requesting asylum from Hollywood star whackers." - Randy and Evi Quaid's lawyer reads out a statement during the couple's immigration hearing in Vancouver, B.C. (we intend to write a post soon entitled "Why Randy Quaid & his Wife are so Crazy.")
- "I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex."
- Nicolas Cage says he'll only eat animals who are 'dignified' in their sexual pursuits. (and yes we're going to write a post called "Why is Nick Cage so Crazy and why doesn't he pay his taxes?")
- “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hung over.” —Robert Pattinson on his photo shoot with naked women (This was more insight than we ever hoped to glean from vampire boy - we are thinking of dedicating a post to the question, why doesn't Robert Pattison like Vaginas?).
- “I think parents need to beat the (expletive) outta their kids. I think the whole spanking thing and how it’s gotten all PC is for the birds. … (My dad) put me through a wall; it’s the only reason I’m still alive.” -- Pink (It's nice to see Hollywood embracing family values)
- “Everyone was so worried about who was going to want to see this movie. I remember them being like, ‘How do you get guys to a ballet movie? How do you get girls to a thriller?’ And the answer is a lesbian scene. Everyone wants to see that.” –Natalie Portman (the Empire is Dumbstruck).
- “Today’s ‘Sesame Street’ will not be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D.” -- Russell Brand’s tweet in September over the controversy about his wife Katy Perry’s revealing outfit on “Sesame Street” (we are thinking of watching Sesame Street again)
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